ATCs: You won't find this job on my resume

"Never a high rise window washer."
by Liz Armstrong

I laughed out loud opening the envelopes from this month's Artist Trading Card [ATC] swap. The theme was "You won't find this job on my resume," a sequel to last month's ATC swap, "My first paying job."

Some jobs suit our skill sets, our sense of adventure or our interests. But some career paths we have no desire to pursue. Then again, there might be a job (in your distant past) that just doesn't "fit" on a resumé.

Can identify with one or more of these?

"You won't find this job on my resumé."
by Marilyn League

Cathy says she's got two left feet, so you won't find "ballet dancer" on her resumé.

"Two left feet" by Cathy Dillon

Several traders want no part of the "friendly skies."

"Hot Air Balloon Pilot" by Judy Parton

"You won't find Flight Attendant on my resumé"
by Patti Moreland

"You won't find "Space Cadet" on my resumé"
by Sharon Griffith

"Dog Walker" by Dawn Spagna

"Domestic Goddess. So, who marries a "house"?"
by Veronica Hofman-Ortega

You won't find this job on Karen's resumé, but she says it was the best job ever —math tutor to college athletes!

"You won't find this job on my resumé!
But it was the best job ever!"
by Karen Downer

"You won't find this job on my resumé."
by Diane Pineschi

"A job you won't find on my resumé is a traveling musician."
by Debbie Joyner

Nursing is probably not a good choice of profession if you faint at the sight of blood.

"You won't find this job on my resumé.
(I faint at the sight of blood.)"
by Bonnie Stevens

I also find other wonderful surprises from traders when their squishy ATC envelopes come in the mail. Thanks, ATC artists! I enjoy every bit.